2) Something I found from my email to share...
Have a good laugh!!!
Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting overlunch and conversation turns to their relationships.
They decided thatnight to surprise their men.
All three would wear a black leather bra andthong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found mewith a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too!
The other night I met my lover at his office and Iwas wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, blackstockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Have a good laugh!!!
Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting overlunch and conversation turns to their relationships.
They decided thatnight to surprise their men.
All three would wear a black leather bra andthong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found mewith a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too!
The other night I met my lover at his office and Iwas wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, blackstockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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